Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Secondly

We might just be arguing semantics, but check out the last bullet point:

"The carry-out option is provided to you as a courtesy. If you require unlimited seconds, you must dine in."

First, after you have one "second," wouldn't your next helping be a "third"?

And second, what carry-out abuses could possibly have necessitated such a thoroughly passive-aggressive sign?

2 comments:

C. Pommer said...

I just picture the forfeiture as a a big photo in the dining hall with a red "No" sign.
This person used a beverage cup for something other than beverages-banishment!

Gebohq said...

I think we're missing the real news here. This place has obviously found a way to time travel and allow us to have our "second" as many times as we want! Why isn't this on the news? I'll tell you why -- the Globalists are keeping this stuff on the down-low. We depend on you, grammar pundit, to stand up against them and continue unraveling that which they cover!