Goat Soap

Oh, look! A nice little soap sample. Let's see what's in it, shall we?

Honey Oatmeal Goat
Milk Soap Sample

Honey, oatmeal, milk -- those sound like reasonable soap ingredients. But goat? I'm not so sure I'm on board with that one.

Thanks, Kate, for sharing your, uh, unique soap with me!

Parties on boat-loving stars

Some things I bet you didn't know about Kim Kardashian:

1. She looks good in other people's bodies.
Kim Kardashian rocks a purple bikini and other beach bodies.

2. Together with her sisters, Kim hosts her parties on her fellow celebrities, who happen to like boats.
The Kardashian sisters party on an Aussie yacht and other boat-loving stars.

Those Kardashians! What will they do next!

A Little Junk Mail

If you expect high grammar standards from your junk mail, you are inevitably setting yourself up for disappointment. But really, I think Toyota could do better than this:









We can MILLIONS TO LEND!

Toyota, may I suggest some revisions?
1. We have millions to lend!
2. We can lend millions!
3. We will hire a proofreader!

Speaking of "Your" ...

While we're talking about the important, yet oft-neglected distinction between "your" and you're," I present this little bungle compliments of CakeWrecks.

Congrats
you're photo here

Unless this cake is telling me that I am a photo, I think something is amiss.

Your a Looser

I can only hope this is some sort of joke. Please let this shirt be a joke, and please let it be purchased only by those who get the joke. Please!

Parents: A Poem

The only way I can make sense of this sign is to interpret it as some sort of poem. Therefore, I give you my literary analysis:

The poem is called, "PARENTS," and it examines the delicate balance between freedom and safety. "Childrens" must be a stylized reference to the title, illuminating the fluidity between youth and adulthood. The quotation marks call to mind the irony of our so-called "words" in attempting to define such elusive concepts.

This sign is not an editor's nightmare after all. It is a work of art. Bravo!